Tuesday, November 17, 2009

"I Swear I'm not Crazy"

Late one Friday night two employees found that a mysterious camera was recording the drive through teller station. These employees are not new by any sense of the word and found it very interesting that they have not stumbled on this camera angle in the past. "It all the sudden just showed up on the monitor." Wait wait wait wait, I know what your thinking. Your thinking this is the inflatable couch why haven't you told us who these employees are? The answer is just quite simple, however you are quite correct, this is the inflatable couch and there are no secrets. It was Cathy and Jennie, and they were so bothered by this discovery that Monday morning they sent the rest of the staff on a goose chase to find the mysterious camera. Come to find out the mysterious camera did not exist. Cathy and Jennie were immediately pronounced LOONIES. A week went by and the mysterious camera had not made an appearance. Jennie and Cathy still plead their sanity to us but the pleas were not answered. The camera still keeping its stealth avoided detection as well as a sasquach. Until it met a goat head and a caucasianAsian. Late Monday night we hear a scream from the break room. "I'm not crazy I'm not crazy" the scream echoed. Goat head and myself ran to see what the fuss was about. The camera had made its visible again. There is stood shining so blurry at the drive one teller station. Goat head and I tore apart ceiling panels, light fixtures, teller stations, even the slightest peep hole in a wall was not left unchecked. After about 25 minutes of searching Goat head was in need of some (............) lets just say he needed to get home to his wife. So our search unsuccessfully had to come to an end. Until I saw my reflection in the drive through window. Then it hit, the camera was not hidden, it was right in front of our faces. The blurry image that was projected was a reflection off the drive through window because it was so dark outside. This explained why the camera never showed itself in the day time. Jennie was relieved that she was indeed not crazy and Justin "Goat Head" could perform that night without distraction of the mysterious camera.

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