The term deflated never seems to strike someone as being a positive adjective. We always associate deflated with depresed or even a flat tire. It's been brought to my attention that the couch has now made the deflated list. The times has come to inflate the deflated couch. So a lot has happened since smokey. There was an offage, a man dog, a kidney stone and goat head. Do to a misterious offage of an undisclosed amount of money we obtained a goat head. We had another teller decide that Advantage Plus credit union offered a better carrier path so we obtained a Robyn. With goat head and Robyn in place we decided to have the first 2009 man dog feast. This lead to meeting a Todd, a way cool cat from a town called downey. I know what your thinking.. Downey where is that? Honestly I can't tell you where its at. I recommend getting a travel guide and asking for directions. I'm guessing you wont have to pay to park there.
So I bet your asking yourself what a goat head and a kidney stone have to do with the couch. Well besides being capable on deflating a couch in a hurry they have been pretty much the only thing exciting to happen the CU in a while. The Kidney stone took out our chief teller for a good 4 days or so. There has always been that classic debate you know the one I'm talking about. What hurts worse child birth or getting kicked in the crotch. This debate was thought to never be solved because a man could never give birth and a women getting kicked in the crotch just doesn't have the same affect. Jennies little episode has brought us closer to putting a close on this debate. What is that you ask? well we still don't know what hurts worse kick in the balls or child birth but we now know that Kidney stones hurt worse that both. You heard that straight from the inflatable couch.
Goat head.... Goat head... Goat head.... that's whats on your mind now I know. Well to ease your curiosity I will tell you it's not the head of a goat. It's not even one of those little poky things that get caught in your sock while hiking through the desert that is Downey. You know I have to tell you who the goat head is right... It's the couch and we don't keep secrets on the couch. The goat head is our newest teller Justin. He is very hard working fun to be around and will sometimes remind you of walking through 5 miles of weeds in downey with a poky in your sock. Big news today, Justin gets married tomorrow. A convert mormon with not so much as a porn video as a reference he ventures into the act of marriage. Stay tuned for the next inflate as we could have a good one as we finish this topic.
So I bet your asking yourself what a goat head and a kidney stone have to do with the couch. Well besides being capable on deflating a couch in a hurry they have been pretty much the only thing exciting to happen the CU in a while. The Kidney stone took out our chief teller for a good 4 days or so. There has always been that classic debate you know the one I'm talking about. What hurts worse child birth or getting kicked in the crotch. This debate was thought to never be solved because a man could never give birth and a women getting kicked in the crotch just doesn't have the same affect. Jennies little episode has brought us closer to putting a close on this debate. What is that you ask? well we still don't know what hurts worse kick in the balls or child birth but we now know that Kidney stones hurt worse that both. You heard that straight from the inflatable couch.
Goat head.... Goat head... Goat head.... that's whats on your mind now I know. Well to ease your curiosity I will tell you it's not the head of a goat. It's not even one of those little poky things that get caught in your sock while hiking through the desert that is Downey. You know I have to tell you who the goat head is right... It's the couch and we don't keep secrets on the couch. The goat head is our newest teller Justin. He is very hard working fun to be around and will sometimes remind you of walking through 5 miles of weeds in downey with a poky in your sock. Big news today, Justin gets married tomorrow. A convert mormon with not so much as a porn video as a reference he ventures into the act of marriage. Stay tuned for the next inflate as we could have a good one as we finish this topic.
